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"Isn't it great how they built the castle so close to the shops?"
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American tourist
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"The naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts."
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James Thurber
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"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."
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Homer Simpson
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"Although it is within the realm of possibility to escort equus caballus to a location providing a potable mixture of hydrogen and oxygen, one cannot coerce said mammal to imbibe."
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"Bungee jumping and skydiving are for wimps. If you want to experience true gut-wrenching terror, have children."
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Dusty Rhoades
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"The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
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Niels Bohr
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"The fear of being deceived is the vulgar version of the quest for truth."
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E. M. Cioran
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"Education is an admirable thing, but it is as well to remember that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."
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Oscar Wilde
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"In the attention economy, anyone trying to connect with an audience must treat the user's time as the ultimate resource."
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Jakob Neilsen
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"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress ... But I repeat myself."
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Mark Twain
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