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"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passenger in his car."
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Jack Handey
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
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George Bernard Shaw
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"While I'm fully aware that money can't buy happiness, I wouldn't mind being known as that melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo."
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George Olson
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"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another - It's one damn thing over and over."
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything."
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Theodore Roosevelt
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"The idea is not to make art, but to be in that wonderful state which makes art inevitable."
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Robert Henri
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"Politics is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex"
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Frank Zappa
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"There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about."
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John von Neumann
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"For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert."
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Charles Fort
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"Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand; Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand."
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Edna St. Vincent Millay
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