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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Groucho Marx
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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
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John Cage
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"That's my opinion. If you don't like it, I've got others."
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Groucho Marx
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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
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Mark Twain
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"In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to."
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Dennis Miller - "Saturday Night Live"
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"A man is already halfway in love with a woman who listens to him."
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Brendan Francis
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"A month in the lab can save you 3-4 hours in the library."
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
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George W. Bush in Florence, S.C., 11 Jan. 2000
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"My cow is not pretty, but it's pretty to me."
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David Lynch
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"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
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Steve Wozniak
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